As the bastard son of a robot from the future and a two headed cave-woman thawed from the ice, I had a perfectly normal and uneventful childhood, adolescence, and adulthood.
I started my career as an artist, as one might expect, by buying a pad of paper and some drawing instruments, a pencil and a pen I believe. I used those instruments to create my first piece of artwork, titled "Paper with A Pen and Pencil", a found-object/performance piece of art which involved me dancing naked around the objects (still in their original packaging).
Since then, I've toured the oceans in a submarine, explored the skies in a hot air balloon, and discovered new and forgotten lands on a skateboard. I've dined with kings, fist-fought Nobel prize winners, poked a frog in the eye, lived, loved, and laughed.
Join me, won't you, on my crazy journey through this life and beyond. Womb, tomb, and everything in between, you'll catch me with a song on my face and a smile in my heart.